We've all seen this drawn on a van/car that's clearly done some M road miles, why not have it put on the car/van permanently so the dirtier the vehicle gets the dirtier the stickers meaning gets. Just don't let your wife see it.... seems like a way to get her mad and the only dirty thing happening in the house will be the dishes you have to wash for a week to make it up to her.
Purchase is for one sticker
Height: 1inch
Length 7inches